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Muskie $12.14 Muskie |
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Muskie on the Fly $39.75 Covering everything from selecting specialized tackle and flies to casting strategy, this definitive guide explores how to successfully fly fish for the elusive muskie. Fly fishermen discover how to turn frustrating follows into explosive strikes–no easy task as the infamously aggressive fish is tough to fool with any kind of gear, especially a fly rod and feathered hook. Both educational and inspiring, this handbook explores introductory and advanced techniques, the typical behavior of this violent freshwater fish, seasonal strategies, specialized tackle and fly patterns, and fly fishing basics. Exclusive interviews with top fishing guides and information on the best locations for catching muskie on the fly are also included. |
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Muskie Attack $9.84 For city kid Corbett Griffith III, divorce and two busy parents mean good-bye Chicago, hello great outdoors. The ten-year-old, given no choice, gets shipped off to his uncle’’s Wisconsin fishing resort. I can”t have him trapped inside for another summer. He needs to get outside and be a boy, his mother explains. At Whispering Pines Lodge, Corbett befriends Pike, a boy who thrives on the great outdoors and getting into trouble. From black bear encounters to harassing law-breaking resort guests, the two embark on one adventure after another. When tales of a seventy-pound rogue Muskie roaming Lost Land Lake become a reality, Corbett and Pike are determined to catch the ferocious fish no matter what. Think alligator. Think prehistoric beast. Think mean. Can they do it? |
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Muskie Tales $16.52 Muskie Tales |
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Anatomy of a Muskie Lake/Muskie Strike Zone $7.99 Anatomy of a Muskie Lake/Muskie Strike Zone |
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Jokes $5.99 Jokes |
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These Are The Jokes $11.99 These Are The Jokes |
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Detailing the Mighty Muskie/Muskies-Making Sense of Them $7.99 Detailing the Mighty Muskie/Muskies-Making Sense of Them |
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Fishing $7.97 Fishing |
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On Fishing $14.86 On Fishing |
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Luckjack Lighted Bobber $34.95 FISH AT NIGHT! Night fishing can be the best time to fish. The water is cooler and baitfish emerge from hiding. |
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Lucky Jack Batter Replacement 3 Set $14.95 FISH AT NIGHT! Night fishing can be the best time to fish. The water is cooler and baitfish emerge from hiding. |
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Kids Jokes $3.47 Kids Jokes |
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Labyrinths And Jokes $9.97 Labyrinths And Jokes |
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Bug Jokes $21.81 Bug Jokes |
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The Book Of Jokes $8.49 The Book Of Jokes |
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Internet Jokes $20.76 Internet Jokes |
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Jokes for Everyone $39.49 Jokes for Everyone |
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Jokes And Their Relations $29.95 Jokes And Their Relations |
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E-Jokes! $20.99 E-Jokes! |
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No New Jokes $12.41 No New Jokes |
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Food Jokes $14.74 Food Jokes |
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Shark Jokes $9.99 Shark Jokes |
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Elephant Jokes $11.99 Elephant Jokes |
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No Time For Jokes $9.99 No Time For Jokes |
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Jokes To Go $11.99 Jokes To Go |
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Pranky Jokes $22.95 Pranky Jokes |
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The Gigantic Book of Fishing Stories $16.06 The largest and most broadly based collection of writings about fishing ever compiled–including writers and fishermen as diverse as Rudyard Kipling, Jimmy Carter, James Fenimore Cooper, and Tom McGuane. This one-of-a-kind volume has something for everyone who fishes, whether he or she fondly remembers fishing with worms as a child or hurls the fanciest flies toward great prey like Atlantic salmon and tarpon. Its selections celebrate fishing for bass, catfish, trout, striped bass, crappie, tarpon, muskie, Atlantic salmon, bonefish, pike, and many other species. If it swims and can be landed with a rod, line, and hook, it’s featured here–as are locations all over the world, from the greatest rivers of Montana to Southern lakes to shores of all American coasts to far-off locations around the world. Anglers will find their favorites here, writers who have made a living writing on the joys of fishing and renowned names of literature who have shared their tales and wisdom: James Henshall, Mark Sosin, Rudyard Kipling, G.E.M. Skues, Roland Pertwee, Henry Van Dyke, Dave Barry, Bill Barich, Ted Leeson, John Maclean, James Prosek, Lefty Kreh, John McPhee, Zane Grey, Joan Wulff, Howell Raines, and so many more. There are also wonderful little-known pieces by virtually unknown authors, and special discoveries–like the famous painter of birds, John James Audubon, writing about cat-fishing in the Ohio River. Fishermen nationwide will love this gigantic compendium–and it will make an ideal gift. |
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Buck Peterson’s Complete Guide to Fishing $8.27 Outdoor jokester Buck Peterson turns his bloodshot eyes to the piscatorial world of lakes and streams. This revised edition of his original classic includes techniques for catching the latest hybrid fuel-efficient fish, turning fish into rosebush food, and capitalizing on recent innovations in military fishing weaponry.Reviews Supremely funny, patently irreverent, and modestly salty information on just about everything to do with anything fishing. -In-Fisherman Offers angling info tinted with sexism, drinking references, bad puns and dumb jokes. Which undoubtedly will make this guidebook parody a hit among many anglers. Recommended for an easily amused fishing buddy. -Sacramento Bee |
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Condor SC Driver and 3 Wood $209 Tests show it’s TWICE as accurate as ten of the most expensive Golf Driver on the Tour! Movable weights correct hooks and slices. |
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KickTail XL5 Multi-Color 3 Set Chartruese Perch, Chrome, Yellow Rootbeer $34.95 Patented KickTail® is the only hard bait that swims like a real fish – with its tail! It out-fished other bait 19 to 4 in Florida bass contest. Uses aerospace technology to mimic a real fish. |
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Bite Light Mix Color 4 Set Sorpion $44.95 New, patented hard bait blinks a blood-red light to simulate injury. Strikes are fast and fierce. |
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Walking Worm 30 Pack – Motor Oil $24.95 Patented lure out-fishes live bait 3 to 1; could be banned. |
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Condor Sportsman Sunglasses Charcoal $39.95 Protect your eyes-sharpen your sight-lower your score! They weigh less than one ounce. You don’t know you have them on. |
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Controller Pinline Putter Black Left $109 Exclusive Ball-to-Ball-Sighting™ lines up putts more accurately, fixes eyes on contact point. Balanced face reduces pushes and pulls. |
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Butch Harmon’s Laser Trainer $129.95 Uses principles of archery and billiards to increase accuracy. Used by seven of the top ten instructors at renowned golf schools around the world. |
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Liquid Soles Women Med $34.95 Helps with a consistently straight swing by facilitating proper back and body alignment. Recognized by the American Podiatrist Society. |
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V-LINE CATAPULT FAIRWAY WOODS 16 DEG. $109 Widest sweet spot on the market! Wider than Golf Irons, wider than fairway woods! All five clubs have lower center of gravity and fully rounded sole. This lifts ball from tight and buried lies, light rough, fairway bunkers, and divots. |
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Condor Progrip Mens Medium $29.95 Patented Alignment Strips ensure a perfect grip on every shot! Made from soft, all-weather, shrink resistant material that stays soft and supple during play. |
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Controller Fairway Driving Iron 25 Degree $129 Broke world record from grass at 339 Yards. Patented face design automatically corrects hooks and slices. |
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Condor Sand Putter $79 Make golf’s hardest shot your easiest! Get out of bunkers with the precision accuracy of a putt. |